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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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