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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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