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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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