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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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