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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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