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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jelly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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