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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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