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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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