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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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