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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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