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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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