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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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