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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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