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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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