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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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