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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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