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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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