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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Snort eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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