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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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