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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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