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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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