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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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