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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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