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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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