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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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