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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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