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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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