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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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