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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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