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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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