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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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