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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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