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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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