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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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