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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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