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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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