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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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