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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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