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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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