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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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