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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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