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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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