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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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