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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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