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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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