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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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