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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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