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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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