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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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