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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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