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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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