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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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