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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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