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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Picard eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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