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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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