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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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