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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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