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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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