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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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