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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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