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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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