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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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