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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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