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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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