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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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