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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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