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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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