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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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