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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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