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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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