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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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